* "Change is inevitable, except from vending machines." ~Anonymous

* "A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer." ~Anon

* "Being superstitious bings bad luck." ~Anon

* "People who thin they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." ~Anon

* "As long as there are tests, there will always be prayer in schools." ~Anon

* "Of course God made men before women, but you always make a rough draft before a final masterpiece." ~Author Unknown

* "I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." ~Anon

* "Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs." ~Anon

* "Ever stop to think, then forget to start again?" ~Anon

* "Always remember: You're unique. Just like everybody else." ~Anon

* "The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train." ~Anon

* "If you think nobody cares, miss a couple of payments." ~Anon

* "I know! I'll transcribe the conversations between the voices in my head and send them to you!!" ~David Borenstein

* "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" ~Steven Wright

* "The Creator has an inordinate fondness for beetles."
~JBS Haldane

* "There's one good thing about snow -- it make's your lawn look as good as your neighbor's." ~Old Saying